you, me, 2010

a citizen of the boredom land


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

liar liar, pants on fire!!!


tadaa!
here's my driving teacher.
just now i had my day off coz of my driving class. since day one we've been playing this 'guess my age' game. i didn't want to offend him, so i guessed his age is at least 22. 23 pon plg tua la.
but since day one too, he refused to tell me his age just to keep me guessing.

ckgu: tyah nk umur saya brape?
me: laa, mne la org nk tau. ap kte ckgu bgtau je.
ckgu: teka la, muka ckgu ni nmpk mcm brape tahun?
me: 23.
cikgu: oohh..muda lagi cikgu ni rupanye..*syok sendiri*

then we talked, bla bla bla and suddenly he asked wat age do i prefer to date.

ckgu: kalau tyah la kan, tyah nk laki yg umur brape jd bf tyah?
me: hmm...dye mesti lagi tua la. plg jauh gap pon 5 tahun la.
cikgu: ooh ye ke? ckgu pon boleh la cmni.
me: eh, ckgu dh tua, xpayah la.
ckgu: saya kan muda lagi. bru je 23.
me: hmm..ye lah.*malas nk layan*

my class started at 3 till 5. he asked me of my plans in the evening, so since im free, he extended my class smpai pkul 7pm but told me not to tell anyone else.

then on the way home tu he kept asking bile nk ajak g jogging, so i said quit smoking and its a deal la. i took his lighter away, but i have a feeling he'll buy another one after this...

while on the way home tu i saw this one tag kt cermin. it was this one tag license that allows him to be a driving instructor. i pulled it away and saw he was born in 1986.
HAH, BUSTED!
you, my dear sir, are so BUSTED!
you're 24!!!
hahahah, so out of my list!

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