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well, i dont have much to type about..
but i'll think of something :)

when it comes to mothers..

last night we had to removed all the cakes in the party case coz temperature jatuh. so td mr. I called, kte kak liza nk dtg. ap lagi, mmg kelam kabut la semua.
so me and apek went down nk amk all the cakes and transfer blk dlm party case.

naik atas with a trolley full of cakes, tgk2 ad org tgh tunggu cake. so dh susun tu d guy kte nk beli this one cake. it was the one which i helped decorate *bangga*

so i sat la kt luar tu tgh susun un undid all those cake boxes. suddenly apek tanye, 'tyah, ko blh tulis kan?'
i was like..eehh, no la. last2 kne tulis jgk. dh tulis tu we relised sumthing. DRY ICE XDE. so kte la dry ice xde, nk cancel tak kek tu. he said it was for his mum and his mum really wanted that cake so nk buat mcm mne kan..

he asked smpat tak stay beku smpai rumah. i said, kne drive cepat2 la, n pasang air cond kuat2. so it was settled.

dh punch in the item, d guy hulur his kredit kad. i said la kredit kad pnye tu out of service at the moment. then he went to kluarkan duit.

ktorg dh risau dh pasal kek tu coz tkot cair, then he came back to pay. sementara tunggu kek siap pack, i said la

me: pernah tgk cite fast n furious tak?
him: i ske cite tu:)
me: oh yeaa? ingt tak satu scene tu ble dorang curik kereta and then the police was after them, even helicopter pon tracked them down. then they had to drive d car like crazy.
him: oh yea, yea!
me: ok, i want you to drive like that back home.
him: oh..erm, ok?


see, such a nice guy. he would do anything for his mother. even listening to an 18 year old nutcase who advised him to drive like crazy.

DAMN YOU NUMBER 38

i did my jpj test just now. i got the 1st session, it started at 9 till 11am. thank god laah. so i registered and i got number 39. so i went to that cute little place to wait for my turn. took awhile, but ok la, xlambat sgt. time went by and number 37 already went in his car for his test. suddenly, guy no. 38 got up and went off to the toilet. n theeennn his car came for HIS test drive. so ad la pkcik sorang ni jerit, 'NEXT, CEPAT SKET. MSUK KERETA SKARANG!'
i was like, shit..mne bdk niihh.
then pakcik tu looked at me 'cepat la! msuk kereta skang, ko tunggu ape??'
i was like 'chill laa..' *pdhal dh panik*
so i got in the car but i hesitated so i got out n ckp kt pakcik tu elok2.
'pkcik, td bdk no. 38 pg toilet. saya no. 39'
pakcik tu pon diam n fikir sejenak. sejenak je.
'xpe, msuk je'
haihh, stress. so masuk je la kereta tu. test la gear dye. tekan clutch, and tukar gear 1. everytime tukar je bunyik bsing gle mcm xtekan clutch. so i tried again, tekan clutch smpai habis but the same thing happend. i was like, lantak laah. then msuk gear 2, smooth. gear 3, smooth. gear 4, smooth. gear 5? TAK BOLEH MASUK GEAR 5 LA PAKCIK!!! aahhh, dh panik. reverse smooth je.

n then tgh nk steady kan diri, pakcik ni jerit lagi skali, 'JALAN LAAH, AWAK TUNGGU APE??'
hak-alaahhh pakcik nih. sabar la sket,kereta depan xhbs lagi.

so naik la bukit. stop kat garisan tu, tarik handbrake, free gear, angkat tangan. settle lah kan.
pastu balance clutch and minyak, tangan dh kt handbrake. dh henjut dh, pastu dh nk turun dh, org jpj ni tnye no. brape, so jwb la 39. dye xdgr plak, so ckp la lgi skali 39 and i showed him the no.39 tag. he looked through all the paper n got my borang. then he asked 'nur atiyah ke?' then slowly the car undur...FAIL.

mmg tension gle lah. seriously, d jpj guy shouldn't ask all these when i nearly got thru. SERIOUSLY!

apparently, the pakcik asked me to get in the bloody car when it was number 38's turn, so jpj guy sediakan borang no.38, not 39. he saw nme kt borang tu lelaki, but yg buat test perempuan. so there it was. the misunderstanding that caused me RM 150.

if d guy number 38 didnt go to the toilet last minute, i would've passed.
HUH. aku saman kau nanti.

then i did my jalan raya test. our test ad 2 bukit; satu mse nk kluar centre, satu lagi kt d end of the test, mse nk patah blk.

so msuk la kt dlm kereta tu, bg borang semua tu n bla bla bla. then he asked, mcm mne blh fail kt bukit?. i was like, huh..ntah laa.
then i completed my jalan raya test. at the end of the test tu he gave me my result n said,' bukit kt luar ok je, knp kt dlm blh fail?'
again i said, 'ntah laaa...ok, thnk you:)'

so at the end of the day, i failed my ujian bahagian 2, (thnx number 38)
and passed my ujian bahagian 3.

18 out of 20. not bad wat.

err..

just now my regional manager called, not gonna reveal his name, so i'll just call him MR. I.
it was 12.08 in the afternoon, me and apek were blowing the balloons for pink day when suddenly mr. I called my phne.

me: hello?
MR. I: hello. ni sape?
me: erm...ni atiyah. ni sape? *pdhal dh tau*
MR. I: ni I***** la.
me: oohh..nape?
MR. I: smalam delivery dh smpai kan? dpt belon pink tu tak?
me: dpt.
MR. I: tolong tiupkan nnt blh?
me: dah siap gantung dh
MR. I: oh ye ke..
*sunyi for about 1 min*
me: erm..ok, bye.
MR. I : eh? aahh, ok. bye.

i think he was gonna say something else, but i hung up instead...
now i feel guilty. i mean, he's d one who has the right to dismiss me right?
but instead, i dismissed him.

BR's 1st PINK DAY

every wednesday's for 2 months will be PINK DAY. d deal is you wear anything pink n we'll give you double scoop jr for the price of one regular cup=rm7.90
clear or not?

rmai la yg tunjuk pink, ad yg tunjuk braces, socks, phone, pkai baju pink and all that. the day before we joked what if ad yg tunjuk pink undies. to our surprised, someone really did show their undies..

at that time, it was just me and bella. then came this one south african woman. her friend wanted to treat her ice cream.

bella: do u have anything pink?
SA: no..why?
bella: we have a promotion today *etc*
SA: hold on, i'll check. *turns around and search her bag*
bella: *waiting*
SA: oh yes, is this ok? its pink, right? *pulling her undies out so we can see*
me n bella: eermm...*awkward*

then after she tasted the ice cream, her friend xjadi blanje. buat free show je la kan..

so my dear friends, let this be a lesson. dont show ur undies to us.

thank you.