you, me, 2010

a citizen of the boredom land


Sunday, January 24, 2010

Einstein came to BR?!?!





i didnt knw einstein likes ice cream...
hmm..no wonder he was a genius. so nak pandai mesti la makan ice cream. lai lai!

*hanya ice cream BR :p



p/s: pls dont sue me...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

tiada bunga di taman?



*according to shakir*

tonight the guys are conquering BR. see, no girls at all. bella cuti, i finished my shift at 4.30pm

i find this funny. shakir was complaining on how there's no girl tonight.
Shakir and Ali's conversation.

S: weh, xde bunga la malam ni. sape yg nak kemas topping?
A: biar aku je la yg kemas topping mlm ni.

then shakir told me and said

'dye prasan bunga la tu'

wakakaka;D

sorry ali~ cant help it.
and thx shakir for the playback ^^

Friday, January 22, 2010

busy as a bee

wat a day!
today i went hunting for some 'things'. i was hnting for something else but bought something else. oh well:)
after i was done, then only i realised i've gotta go to work...
arrived home at 3.30pm, changed to my BR shirt and went to work. ngantuk wooh.

smpai after about 20 mins i saw wan. WAAANNNN LONG TIME NO SEE MY BRADER!!!
haha:p he was away for 4 days. then we talked about how his experience during training and he told he got another job and is thinking of quitting. but wan...sape nak bg gaji lepas ni:(

after a while tu me,shakir n awa nk g sushi king but we couldn't take our break together. so we bribed wan with KFC. it workd! shakir made a mess at sushi king. ish3...
*jgn marah ye shakir*

[tu, tgk tu. ish3...tngan sapo la tu]

oh yeah, ijat came with his gf td. mwhahaha, here's a pix of them


hmm..wat else?
tu je la kot. im tired. bru defrost td but i went home half way through.
that'll be all. nitey nite. i changed shift so i got shift pagi esk...

Thursday, January 21, 2010

good news, bad news

i did my ujian komputer this morning. thank god tak ramai org, or else mmg xblk la nmpkanye...
i didnt read much, esp the KEJARA part.
went there, took the test around 11am. d questions were agak hard la. but then again, i didnt read much. to name a few;

1. they asked about amount of alcohol in urine
2. markah demerit
3. mabuk

seriously, bnyk salah on demerit...but i remembered the peraturan 2,3,12 saat. dont crash!

but alhamdulillah lulus. i was so relieved when i got the result.
i was so bloody close to fail...

then when i went iPhone hunting, ali called to ask whether im free or not to watch movie.

went home and TIDO~
nsb baik my mum called or else mmg xbngun for d movie. took a shower, came back there was 2 miscalls and a msg tnye dh smpai blom.
rushed there, i was the last one to arrive:D

before i went to meet up with them, went to buy big apple for kak sue and kak mira coz my mum promised to belanja. then stop kt BR skejap. shakir saw me and suddenly called me 'MOMMY!'
i was like, wat the heck? then never mind la.

went in and watched the movie. it was an enjoyable night. should do it again some time:D

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

nightmare in BR

i knw, my post is mostly about BR. but hey, can't help it. BR is like my second home.

anyway, today me and syawal je shift pagi coz the uncle cuti, wan g 'honeymoon' and brader H msuk pkul 2.30pm. but brader H came to the rescue-he came this morning to check on us. thnx:)

mse shawal turun store, brader H kluarkan belon and said
BH: nah.
T: serious??
BH: ambk la.
T: tyah tiup yehh???
BH: tiup la kau.
T: yeah!! thank u:D
BH: nnt tiup la, letak kat hujung tu. customer dtg bagi.
T: ok! but...nk tngkai dye skali blh?
BH: nnt suruh syawal amk kt store.
T: OK!

then syawal naik dr store and brader H said he'll come back at 2.30pm.
BH: ak blk dlu au. syawal, ko layan la adk ko sorang tu. g amk belon ngan tangkai kt store nnt.
S: oh. ok.
T: :D

so me and syawal spent the morning blowing balloons. pening wa cakap lu!

so that was the good part. the bad part, which is the nightmare, happened to all of us before, during our time at BR.
*obviously or else it wouldn't be named nightmare in BR*

1st incident:
there was this woman. she came with her mommy. she was around late 20's and her mommy in her 50's. she came and wan served her. she wanted 3 flavours in 2 scoops of ice cream.
Wan: xblh kak
Woman: apasal xblh plak?
Wan: mmg procedure. akak nk akak amk yg 3 scoops.
Woman: apasal xblh plak? saya buat kt The Curve blh je.
Wan: kalau akak nak akak pg la kt Curve. sni ktorng xbuat.
Woman: KURANG AJAR KAU...*bla bla bla
Wan: dh akak kte akak buat kt Curve, pg la kt Curve *wan losing his patience*
then the woman g blakang coz her mommy tgh duduk. she bought the ice cream jgak and said to her mommy while pulling her away,
Woman: jom la mak, kte bla dr sni. ni la BR paling bodoh dlm dunia.

piece of mind: mybe she was on her period?

2nd incident:

this one happened when i wasnt around. but they told me so i'll try to imagine how it went:D
there was this other woman. she asked for ice cream on a cone with topping which includes dipping chocolate, almonds and cream. so they suggested she take the one in the cup, tp xnak jgak. syakir served her but the cone pecah so he had to do anyther one. the akak complained and wan plak yg serve. dh siap tu akak tu complain.
AKAK GELABAH: ni awak pnggil BR? dh la xlawa. selama saya beli ice cream kt BR, xpernah selambat ni tau tak.

note to akak gelabah: sabar itu separuh drpd iman.

3rd incident:
recently we had this training. mostly its about customer service. we had to encourage customers to try another flavour or turn their ice cream into sundae.
so shakir tried his luck on this one customer. it was a guy in his mid-30's.
Abang murung: bg chocolate ni satu dlm cup.
Shakir: chocolate eh? ape kte abg try yg ni-world class chocolate.
Abang murung: ish kau ni. aku kte chocolate, chocolate la. xyah bnyk songeh.
Shakir: ok, sorry bang.

kesian shakir. tp agak lawak la ble syakir cite blk.

4th incident:
this one happened to ali. he served this makcik with her kids. her kids sume kcik2 lagi. she bought cones.
Makcik Ganas: tekan kuat2 sket ice cream tu.
Ali: *tekan baik pnye and bg kt the kid*
tbe2 makcik ni bising.
Makicik Ganas: hah tgk!kan saya dh kte, tekan kuat2. tgk ice cream dh jatuh. *bla bla bla*
wan to the rescue.
Wan: xpe kak, saya ganti baru.

auntie, ice cream tu jatuh coz ur kid held it horizonally, not vertically. really should blame your kid, not us.

5th incident:
this one happened to me. it was a pretty busy night. 3 org je ad, me, wan kecik and shakir. ada this 2 ladies datang nak beli kek. the place is packed coz org nk beli ice cream. shakir takut nk jual kek so he handed it over to me.
they came 2 org, sorang nk beli, sorang lagi teman je.
Akak baik: dik, sini blh gune kredit kad kan?
T: blh:)
Akak kureng baik: weh, sni blh gne MEP kad la. eh, nk pakai ni mcm mne ha? dye mcm kredit kad yeh?
T: saya tak tau la kak. saya xpernah gune. kad ni pon saya xde. saya bru 17.
Akak kureng baik: So? that shouldn't be an excused.
T: *panas* that's a good excuse for me.im sure ur older than me so you should know better.
Akak kureng baik: eh,ko jgn biadap eh.
T: eh, btol la. ur older, u shud know better. dont blame me for things u tak tau.
i was really pissed off with that lady so i walked away malas nk layan.

then the akak baik tu nak beli ice cream. akak kureng baik tu sebok je nk ikot.
Akak kureng baik: *saje carik pasal* peanut butter and chocolate dh habis ke?
T: *ye la, dh nmpak habis, hbs la* sorry, dh hbs la.
Akak kureng baik: teruknye tempat ni. ice cream pon dh habis.
T: dh nme pon BR, mesti la cepat habis. DURGH.
then akak kureng baik tu turn to akak baik.
Akak kureng baik: jom la, ice cream dh hbs.
Akak baik: jap la, i nk bayar kek. dik, bg ice cream ni satu cup yeh.
T: ok:)

hah. in your face!

oh yeah, the other day shakir sent me this msg:

'Ei, sori kalo trkco ko tdo ke, td lpe nk ckp, brader soh aku blaja serve kek, amek order dr org. Die xnk ajar aku, haha. Ko ajar eh nnt2. Haha. ingtkan aku nnt sbb aku cpt lupa. haha. K, nite2.'


so just now i taught him wat i knew of how to tke cake orders from customers. when i got home after a while he sent me this:

'Ei, aku dpt jual kek, tp 1 je ah bru. Haha. Bkn nk bngge, nk ckp thank u kat ko:). Haha. Gudluck sok, kne lulus aw. Haha, k, bye.'


haha, i am a proud mother:D
*since everyone keeps pointing it out*

oh yea, esk ujian komputer thingy. wish me luck! if i fail, shakir owes me RM 50.

Monday, January 18, 2010

cerita

just another typical day at work.
went to work and found ali and uncle epul je.
got bored so i took out the buku latihan for driving test then brader H kte:

BH: ala, xyah bace bku ni. soalan dye senang je.
T: senang ape, ni nk lulus tau.
BH: ala, tyah kan pandai, lulus pnye
T: klau xlulus? sape nk bayar blk smpai lulus?
BH: meh sni tgk soalan dye.*flipping the book* ala, senang je ni.
T: mmg la, tu signboard. cbe yg ini. *soalan blakang2*
BH: *brpe dos alkohol smapi xleh drive or something* uih, ni susah ni. aku pon xleh jawab,der. ni fakta.
T: tau pon!

then i took my break and sat with sammy and alyn. we talked about some certain things that shouldn't be exposed here. brader H dok kat sebelah and said: gossip je tyah ni.
technically i was NOT, so replied back : bukan gossip la, perkembangan semasa. sammy agreed with me. and it's TRUE!


then after i finished work. Brader H, me, bella and shawal were all at the counter watching bella making waffles. bella made some remark bout her weight.

B: eh, pinjam sket isi. *talking to shawal*
S: ya Allah, klau boleh aku bg semua ni ha kt kau.
T: you can have mine too.hahaha:p
B: bella kje sni x gemuk2 pon.
BH: eih, makan ice cream hari2 gemuk la. tgk ni ha *tunjuk peru comel*
T: btol2, tyah keje sni naik berat badan.
BH: ko berisi sket lawa. kurus sgt xblh la.
S: btol2.
BH: tgk tyah ni ha, lawa je.
S: ha'ah, mcm tyah ni ok.
T: ye la tu, berat bdn dh tmbah. ni nk kne diet ni. *xpernah menjadi*
BH: tp tyah klau berat tmbah sket lagi dh mcm mak orang.
T: wei, agak2 la sket.
S: btol la tyah. nmpak matang.
T: ye la...*why am i always picked on....?* nk tau shakir kte ape ble tgk gmbar ni?

dye kte nmpak ke-ibu-an
BH: mmg pon.
S: ha'ah la.
T: *sigh*
BH: xpe la, nnt senang la lepas kawin nnt.
T: tgk la dlu. calon pon xde lagi nk kawin.
BH: ala, depan mata tu dh ad xnak.
T: *looking straight infront* shawal?
S: hah?
BH: dh ad depan mata tu amk je la.
T: syawal, jom kawin. *winkwink*
S: HAH?
BH: aku mksud kan org lain la.
T: oh.

xsah kalau sehari tak merepek..

note to adam: STOP IT! YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE LURKING AROUND EVERY CORNER OF ALAMANDA.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

psst

i'll blog some other time:)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

oh my gawd

I AM GETTING.....




F.A.T

arghhh damn u ice cream!!!
why are so tempting???
why are you so creamy and irresistable??
and STOP calling out to me! stop making me eat you!!!

ok, u probbly think im nuts crapping about ice cream...
and ur right. i am nuts.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

ayra ayeesha

tcer is gonna flip if she finds out im blogging about her daughter..
oh well:)

people, PEOPLE!
ayra ayeesha is officially 1 year old!
her birthday was on the 7th January, same as Ali.
the only different is the gender and Ali is super old:p
i got a text from tcer this morning inviting me to ayra's bday bash at 3pm.
but since my shift ends at 4.30pm, i was unable to go.
but i did buy her something:D
boy, i never thought shopping for babies would be that hard...
first, i went to ToyCity to buy toys. searched for something but nothing suitable.
then terserempak ngan juli and sabut. off we went to look for it at Anakku. sabut mintak mainan and i was like, urmm...sure.
found this one cute shoes; red with sequins on it.
then went to O'kidz. looked around with juli when akak kt kedai tu nme Cindy dtg.

C: ha, buat ape tu?
me: beli hadiah.
C: untuk anak ke?
me: ye la, takkan untuk kucing kot...?
C: mne la tau. u ada anak ke?
me: bukan lah...untuk anak cikgu.
C: Oohhhh. *looking at juli*
C: u datang dgn boyfriend ke?
me: mne? yg tu ke?
C: ya lah, mne lagi.
me: tu bukan bf la..kawan.
C: eleh, tipu la.
me: juli, ko bf aku ke? *tanye juli*
J: *looking at Cindy* ye la, boyfriend tu kan kawan lelaki.
C: *malas nk layan*

then we went to MotherCare. nothing much there. found a cute stuffed bunny but we figured ayra msti dh ad banyak..

then went to Parkson to see what other choices do we have. tgk2 xbnyak...
n then, break dh hbs, terpakse la msuk blk. juli lepak kat counter BR.

*shift dh habis*

me: jom g Lovely Lace Baby plak.
J: kn dh g tadi?
me: tak la, tu Lovely Lace.
J: oh yeah? jom ahh
*masuk*
LLB: Hi.
me: hi *tgk baju baby*
LLB: beli untuk baby ke?
me: yep
LLB: berapa tahun? *looking at me and then juli*
me: setahun.
LLB: ohh..
me: untuk anak cikgu...
LLB: OOOHH.

we looked at the dresses and the shoes smpai confuse nak beli yg mne satu. rambang mata:D
suddenly akak tu kte, klau nk ad headband.

me: AHAH! sumthing other ppl wont even thought of buying:D

the headbands are all so cute till i couldn't even resist buying one:p
i picked a white lace and pink ribbons.
hope ayra likes it!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

pakcik tua

ali turned 18 today!
si tua is finally legal to do once illegal activities.

it was supposed to be a surpise, but we got caught.
oh well, its the thought that counts,right?

5 of us chipped in for the cake. i bought it from a bunch of practical MARA students. they're really nice. because of how i look, they offered kek nikah to me. they were explaining how it was done, the duration, examples and so on.

me: kat sni boleh buat tempahan tak?
MARA: boleh.
me: kalau nak tempah kne ad design sendiri ke boleh pick?
MARA: akak nk bg design boleh, pilih dr album kita pon boleh.
me: oh yea? best la camtu
MARA: yep, macam last week, kte baru je buat kek nikah. tp kalau nak kne tempah seminggu lagi awal lah, coz kte kne tempah gmbar icing tu.
me: ohh..
MARA: akak xnk tempah kek nikah ke? nnt nk nikah nnt-
me: lama lagi la :)
MARA: ala, mne la tau dlam masa terdekat ni ke. dah ad calon ke, mne la tau kan.
me: urm...saya baru 17 tahun...
MARA: oh ye ke?? laa, muka matang la. macam 23 tahun.
me: i know, i get that a lot...

*sigh*
that reminds me what the BR people said,
'muka je matang, perangai macam budak2'

then the other day when wan gave my balloon away to a kid, i protested and he said
'ah sudah, dua2 perangai same je'

by 'dua2 perangai same je' he was referring to me and the 5 year old kid.
but so wat? it's my balloon! MINE!

here's what you dont understand; i have a weird obsession with balloons. its true. i tried to put it aside, even throw away the obsession, but its not working.

anyway, back to the story, i thought of surprising ali on his bday. i thought it over and got help from the loved ones. pakat-pakat, me, alyn, sammy, iman and adam are gonna come. i got there, pelik..rmai plak.

instead of celebrating just amongst us 6, ad additional friends. there were the 5 of us, izzul, syafiq, fakhrul, faiz, shahrizan, kerel, juli. i think that was about it la. xpe, the more the merrier right?

then there were the emotional parts. but lets skip that part.
the guys kt BR thought of weird things. apparently, they think there's chemistry between us. they kept asking questions. they asked ali diam2. so i thought, hey, why not just play along, kan? haha:P

this happened when ali went to buy the food. i was stuck with 3 guys; wan gatal, wan kecik and shakir.

wan G: u ngan ali ad ape2 ke?
me: xde la
wan G: u tak yah tipu i. u cakap la betol2.
me: btol la ni.
wan G: ok, u pandang i skarang and ckp u xde ape2 ngan ali.
me: *looking him straight in the eye* i xde ape2 ngan ali.
wan G: sumpah?
me: ye, sumpah.

then he kept looking at me. remembering the deal me and ali made, i played along with their game.

me: ok la, mmg ad sumthing pon.
wan G: i dh agak dah. btol la kan u sayang dye.
me: ye.
wan G: sumpah?
me: *laughing* sumpah.
wan G: tgk, i tau u mesti tipu pnye.
me: mne u nk tau i tipu ke tak?
wan G: ye la, u xserius. tergelak2.
me: habis tu, dh tau xbtol asal nk tanye lagi?
wan G: xde la, tgk u ngan dye mcm rapat je.
me: mmg la, nme pon kawan.
wan G: malas la i nk ckap ngan u ni.
me: i know ^^

then tbe2 wan kecik dtg duduk skali
wan K: xde, mcm ni sbnanye.
wan G: ha, ape dye?
wan K: cite dye mcm ni, botol kicap cap kipas dengan cap udang walaupon duduk atas rak yang same, tp xboleh bersama2.
wan G: ape bnde ko merepek ni?
wan K: ye la, dh ko tanye, aku jawab la. btol x, tyah?
me: btol, btol.
shakir: habis tu kalau kicap cap hamid ngan ca8p udang boleh la?
wan G, wan K, me: *looking at him, x terkate..

everyday spending my time there, i am starting to sound like one of the guys...
darn, i NEED more girls day out..

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

please

if anyone has seen my watch, pulangkan lah...
i've been looking high and low for it.

Monday, January 4, 2010

today, 4th January 2010
melihat budak-budak pergi ke sekolah
haha, melampau betol :P

today woke up and went to skool.
yep, you're reading it right. i went to school :)
bagi moral support to hani.

set alarm at 6.15am, i woke up and prayed. then tdo balik.
pastu, sedar2, dh pkul 7.15am
kelam kabut semua bangun. and this includes the kids yg kne g skolah tu. isk2...

smapi sane, went to blk BOSS. the guys were there nk pulangkan buku. alyn pon nk pulangkan bku. then went around and around. saje je nk rub it in kan :D

gave kamil his 8A's gift. beli last minute :p
i bought it last night. bru ingat the next day skolah. i didnt know wat to buy him so sumthing simple-shirt la kan?

then we went for breakfast. balik skolah balik and i was attacked by hani.
she came out of nowhere, whooshing and hit me and i hit ali's gle tajam shoulder. it hurts...pening gler. and it still hurts. hani.

then we went to alamanda :)
untuk ape lg kan, keje la. brader hfh and wan bergossip.
oh well, mengisi masa lapang kan:) iman, sammy, tawfiq, hzwan, and charuna came.
some of them got free ice cream cake. haha:p

then kamil datang. he ws wearing the shirt that i bought him!!!
it fits! haha i dunno why im so happy seeing him in that shirt. prob coz i bought it using my own money :D
*bangga*
he came to BR to buy *ehem ehem* ice cream :0

so yeah, that's pretty much it.
im tired. im gonna hit the bed, coz esk g skolah lagi:)

yes, i miss school :(