i knw, my post is mostly about BR. but hey, can't help it. BR is like my second home.
anyway, today me and syawal je shift pagi coz the uncle cuti, wan g 'honeymoon' and brader H msuk pkul 2.30pm. but brader H came to the rescue-he came this morning to check on us. thnx:)
mse shawal turun store, brader H kluarkan belon and said
BH: nah.
T: serious??
BH: ambk la.
T: tyah tiup yehh???
BH: tiup la kau.
T: yeah!! thank u:D
BH: nnt tiup la, letak kat hujung tu. customer dtg bagi.
T: ok! but...nk tngkai dye skali blh?
BH: nnt suruh syawal amk kt store.
T: OK!
then syawal naik dr store and brader H said he'll come back at 2.30pm.
BH: ak blk dlu au. syawal, ko layan la adk ko sorang tu. g amk belon ngan tangkai kt store nnt.
S: oh. ok.
T: :D
so me and syawal spent the morning blowing balloons. pening wa cakap lu!
so that was the good part. the bad part, which is the nightmare, happened to all of us before, during our time at BR.
*obviously or else it wouldn't be named nightmare in BR*
1st incident:there was this woman. she came with her mommy. she was around late 20's and her mommy in her 50's. she came and wan served her. she wanted 3 flavours in 2 scoops of ice cream.
Wan: xblh kak
Woman: apasal xblh plak?
Wan: mmg procedure. akak nk akak amk yg 3 scoops.
Woman: apasal xblh plak? saya buat kt The Curve blh je.
Wan: kalau akak nak akak pg la kt Curve. sni ktorng xbuat.
Woman: KURANG AJAR KAU...*bla bla bla
Wan: dh akak kte akak buat kt Curve, pg la kt Curve *wan losing his patience*
then the woman g blakang coz her mommy tgh duduk. she bought the ice cream jgak and said to her mommy while pulling her away,
Woman: jom la mak, kte bla dr sni. ni la BR paling bodoh dlm dunia.
piece of mind: mybe she was on her period?
2nd incident:this one happened when i wasnt around. but they told me so i'll try to imagine how it went:D
there was this other woman. she asked for ice cream on a cone with topping which includes dipping chocolate, almonds and cream. so they suggested she take the one in the cup, tp xnak jgak. syakir served her but the cone pecah so he had to do anyther one. the akak complained and wan plak yg serve. dh siap tu akak tu complain.
AKAK GELABAH: ni awak pnggil BR? dh la xlawa. selama saya beli ice cream kt BR, xpernah selambat ni tau tak.
note to akak gelabah: sabar itu separuh drpd iman.
3rd incident:recently we had this training. mostly its about customer service. we had to encourage customers to try another flavour or turn their ice cream into sundae.
so shakir tried his luck on this one customer. it was a guy in his mid-30's.
Abang murung: bg chocolate ni satu dlm cup.
Shakir: chocolate eh? ape kte abg try yg ni-world class chocolate.
Abang murung: ish kau ni. aku kte chocolate, chocolate la. xyah bnyk songeh.
Shakir: ok, sorry bang.
kesian shakir. tp agak lawak la ble syakir cite blk.
4th incident:this one happened to ali. he served this makcik with her kids. her kids sume kcik2 lagi. she bought cones.
Makcik Ganas: tekan kuat2 sket ice cream tu.
Ali: *tekan baik pnye and bg kt the kid*
tbe2 makcik ni bising.
Makicik Ganas: hah tgk!kan saya dh kte, tekan kuat2. tgk ice cream dh jatuh. *bla bla bla*
wan to the rescue.
Wan: xpe kak, saya ganti baru.
auntie, ice cream tu jatuh coz ur kid held it horizonally, not vertically. really should blame your kid, not us.
5th incident:this one happened to me. it was a pretty busy night. 3 org je ad, me, wan kecik and shakir. ada this 2 ladies datang nak beli kek. the place is packed coz org nk beli ice cream. shakir takut nk jual kek so he handed it over to me.
they came 2 org, sorang nk beli, sorang lagi teman je.
Akak baik: dik, sini blh gune kredit kad kan?
T: blh:)
Akak kureng baik: weh, sni blh gne MEP kad la. eh, nk pakai ni mcm mne ha? dye mcm kredit kad yeh?
T: saya tak tau la kak. saya xpernah gune. kad ni pon saya xde. saya bru 17.
Akak kureng baik: So? that shouldn't be an excused.
T: *panas* that's a good excuse for me.im sure ur older than me so you should know better.
Akak kureng baik: eh,ko jgn biadap eh.
T: eh, btol la. ur older, u shud know better. dont blame me for things u tak tau.
i was really pissed off with that lady so i walked away malas nk layan.
then the akak baik tu nak beli ice cream. akak kureng baik tu sebok je nk ikot.
Akak kureng baik: *saje carik pasal* peanut butter and chocolate dh habis ke?
T: *ye la, dh nmpak habis, hbs la* sorry, dh hbs la.
Akak kureng baik: teruknye tempat ni. ice cream pon dh habis.
T: dh nme pon BR, mesti la cepat habis. DURGH.
then akak kureng baik tu turn to akak baik.
Akak kureng baik: jom la, ice cream dh hbs.
Akak baik: jap la, i nk bayar kek. dik, bg ice cream ni satu cup yeh.
T: ok:)
hah. in your face!
oh yeah, the other day shakir sent me this msg:
'Ei, sori kalo trkco ko tdo ke, td lpe nk ckp, brader soh aku blaja serve kek, amek order dr org. Die xnk ajar aku, haha. Ko ajar eh nnt2. Haha. ingtkan aku nnt sbb aku cpt lupa. haha. K, nite2.'so just now i taught him wat i knew of how to tke cake orders from customers. when i got home after a while he sent me this:
'Ei, aku dpt jual kek, tp 1 je ah bru. Haha. Bkn nk bngge, nk ckp thank u kat ko:). Haha. Gudluck sok, kne lulus aw. Haha, k, bye.'haha, i am a proud mother:D
*since everyone keeps pointing it out*
oh yea, esk ujian komputer thingy. wish me luck! if i fail, shakir owes me RM 50.